Mohamed The Bogeyman

Day 73 23:50
By Dawnuss

Mohamed Mohamed sunk to a new low by proving he would do anything for a can of lager.

In a game of truth or dare, the 24yr old Toy Demonstrator from London ate one of Mikey’s bogeys while housemates looked on in shock and disgust.

Mo does have form. His previous exploits have included slurping up spilt beer from tables and fishing in bins for cigarette butts. This latest foray is by far the most distasteful.

It does beg the questions:

1) How can a man that has scant regard for what he puts into his mouth, possibly be so particular and demanding about Halal meat in the shopping budget?

2) What would he do for a six pack of lager?

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