And the Oscar goes to.........

Day 43 13:28
By Dawnuss

Hell-mates expressed concerns about the static cycling task. Rebecca immediately convinced herself she would fail. Helmets and cycling garb were provided. “I can’t do it” she wailed after peddling for all of 10 seconds.

Belinda revealed “I can’t ride a bike”

Quick as a flash Mikey retorted “You’re not going anywhere!!!”

Nevertheless, Belinda somehow managed to complete 30 minutes on the bike before being helped off it. She clung to Lisa for support and eased herself down - gasping and crying and rocking backwards and forwards and then repeating the whole performance again. Throwing a cup of water over her face she managed to utter “I feel so weird. Jesus. It’s the hardest thing I have ever done in my laugh. My bottom is raw”

More gasps for breath, sobbing (no tears) and rocking.

“Calm down” soothed Lisa

Housemates looked on in silent amazement.

“She’s never cycled before” explained Lisa

A round of applause rang out.

Take a bow Belinda – What a Performance!

Sorry love, but you'll still be evicted tonight.

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