Surely if MOHAMED was THAT greedy, he would be the size of a house by now. The pink socks and heels that BB gave him to wear were just his colour. Mind you after his run in with Alexandra over his cross dressing antics I thought he might have thrown them back in Big Brothers face

STU harps on about how much he wants to leave. Why don’t you take a leaf out of Maysoon’s book and just walk - and take your guy(eye)/liner with you

SARA. The temptress made a bee-line for Stuart as soon as his closest friend was evicted, when he would be at his most vulnerable. Still, it had little effect on him, as he admitted later that he’d never noticed her trying to chat him up. Hello!

DARNELL delivered another cheesy line to Sara, as they toyed with a banana.

“Do you want MY banana?” he teased.

I thought he’d learnt his lesson since the luxury bedroom floor tussle with Sara after he asked her “Do you need love there too? He was ribbed mercilessly for that effort.

Why was KAT so keen for Sara and Stu to get togethor? Did she not think that Darnell might be offended considering ,how sensitive he is in such matters. On this occasion Kat, your matching making efforts SUCK.

Although she looked forlorn, Saint RACHAEL still ate the Chinese takeaway BB delivered to heaven, due to hellmates successfully washing a pile of dirty dishes. I thought it may have stuck in her throat.

Princess NICOLE does not like to get her hands dirty and both Mikey and Kat have noted her idleness when it comes to the chores. Rex, you've created a monster.

REX has turned into an obsessive, clawing, paranoid whinger.

The wind up merchant has wound down since Nicole entered the house. Come back old Rex, all is forgiven.

MIKEY If you want to win friends and influence people – eating re-gurgitated sprouts is NOT the way to do it. It won’t go down well with the ladies either.

LISA. I’m so looking forward to the day when the expression on her face changes. I wonder what it will take for that to happen. Mario’s return? Rex’s eviction? A little green man entering the BB house