Marcus has found a way to create a blind spot, away from the cameras, so he can do his private business, and he was AKIN to show it to Halfwit and Bea.

He started by going into the toilet, then removing the mirror from the wall, and Big Brother rules state that the fixtures and fitting must not be tampered with.

Big Brother was keen for Marcus to change his ways, so for this breach of the rules, he was told go go directly to jail.

There's no stopping the irrepressible dark horse though as he later fantasised with Halfwit that women up and down the country may be thinking of HIM rather than their own husbands.